Kaytranada – I DONT (2020)
Clean Kill / KleenKill
(last updated: 8 December 2021)
After the bullet has left the barrel, you only have one worry left: getting away with it!
Once the trigger has been pulled, the aftermath can last a lifetime… or more… so call an expert!
Bumping off the fella is the easy part! Fully stitching him up is the hard bit!
* an imaginative, fictional and speculative story that may be relevant to the real world.
Sinical Bastard: The ends justify the means.. you know that!
Gunman: What’s he done again?
SB: Nothing really (brushes down suit).. well not yet anyway!
Gunman: Why am I here then? Remind me.
SB: Because if he lives, I’ll die.
Gunman: From who? (looks up) I don’t get it.
SB: It’s not what he’s done, it’s what I, ahem we, have already done to him… and he doesn’t know yet!
Gunman: That’s the past. And you know the future too?
SB: The future is in the past. [raises eyebrow.. he’s running a con job and thinks he is omniscient. He puts his wisdom into dark outcomes.]
Gunman: So kill or be killed, I should get the two of them then? (looks through finder) Wait, he is holding a parabolic microphone! Just joshin’!
SB: (unamused) Just pin it to win it.
Gunman: So the only blowback will be from my gun?
SB: Yep. I’m in the business of Blowback Management of Future Ghosts…
Gunman: …or angels. Maybe you should die!?
SB: Give me that gun for a minute!
Gunman: Give me that watch for a lifetime! [points at SB’s high-priced Swiss watch]
SB: Deal!
[trigger pulled]
SB: It’s okay, he had barely any friends anyway. All his communications were cut.
Gunman: And any remaining friends?
SB: They’ll get the full-story about this guy in the media. Crisis actors, CGI – everything.
Gunman: Hush money, threats, gangstalking — all that works too.
SB: I know, I know. But it’s not really clean then.
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